"JIMINY CRICKET!"

To start off, my older sibling "Sister J" has been a janitor for the last three years in a near by middle school. (When she cleans she REALLY cleans!) I don't mind cleaning... if I'm not in a hurry! But as for my Mooma... Mwahahahahahaaaa....

Yesterday, my Mooma was ever so excited to get most the cleaning done around the house while I was at school. (All except my room of course -____-)
BUT!
When I came home,
I noticed she was sitting on the couch...
moaning...
with her foot gently resting on a pillow...


She claims she broke her toe...

I asked her what happened... she said she dropped a very heavy object while cleaning...

She turned the other way and went back to her gloomy moaning. I asked for Sister J to tell me her side of the story. She stated the following:
"I don't really know... I came home from school and heard yelling in the garage. I opened the door to find Mooma screaming some words I shouldn't repeat... So I asked what happened and she just yelled": "JIMINY CRICKET!!!"...
"oh...sounds fun..." I said
"ya, well I'm off to work... Have fun!" She said with a grin.

Well guess who received all the cleaning jobs...-_____- My Mooma says, "It's good for your character!" And that I would be a great help to The Carlson Clan yada yada...

woooohooooo....